- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Comedy.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Kathy Griffin.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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