Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Women's rights

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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