"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

penis

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

woman's rights

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

mark is mark

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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