what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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