- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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