- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

What just hit my face? The floor

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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