- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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