Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Black people

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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