A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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