- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

How old is victor? Old

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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