- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Your mom.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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