What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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knock knock. come in.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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