A blind man walks into a pole.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Woman.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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buttcrack thumbs up

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Obamacare haters

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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