Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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im a dragon, no im not

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Ted Haggard.

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Billy Cundiff.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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