If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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kevin kim

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Mike tyson

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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