What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Pen15

poo is yummy

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Melbourne Football Club.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Tim and Eric

Guess what.. chicken butt

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Why did the book disappear?

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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