Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Toaster

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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