What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Butt Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

all these jokes suck ass

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -6

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

hipsters

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

thumb_up thumb_down -8

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Joey mayer's face

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops