Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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