- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

A baby seal walks into a club.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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