Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why is pi? Because circles.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What is funnier then 25 9/11

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Today is May 18 2016.

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