- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Joay impistato is a fig

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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