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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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YEAH THEY DO.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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involved parents.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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