- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Hello Braydon

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Ju... Just why?

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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