Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Your mums a penis joke.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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thermodynamics?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Jews

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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