Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Ted Haggard.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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