What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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So a seal walks into a club..

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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obama leadership

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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