Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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A midget walks under a bar

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Women's rights.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Yes.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Mike tyson

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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