If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

hi patrick

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Gays

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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