Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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You have cancer

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What comes after 23? 24.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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1 Jew XD

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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