Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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lol

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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