Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Seth stock has a large penis

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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