Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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