- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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