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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

guess what? chicken butt.

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