A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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whoa there

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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