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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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