Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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good one jess !!

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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