- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

1+1 =? Too

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What's 4+7 47

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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