Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Ted Haggard.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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