Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Matt is not funny.

Bloody kids ...

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Anti Joke

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