What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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bitches be crafty.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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my namew is jd

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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