Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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