You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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this is not a joke

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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