Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Girls Basketball.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Anti Joke

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