What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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your mom

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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