What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

gay marriage.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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