Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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AVB

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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bob saget

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Yes!

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Anti Joke

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