- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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