yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Stop being a centipede

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Does this napkin chloroform?

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